This is bullshit, antiperspirants do not cause cancer:

Sounds like Laurel with someone whispering “yanny” in the background.

Yeah I heard Yanny first, then heard undertones of Lauren so I focused on it and then it switched to Laurel very obviously and I haven’t been able to switch it back. WHAT. THE. FUCK.

I love the “do not use” warning.

“Stop worrying about depression and just get happy”
...

Whenever I experience nausea I have this vivid image of biting down or squeezing what I can only describe as a circular foam object with hard bits like ribs but sharper. It’s been exactly the same image since I was a child.

I had a mechanic once tell (and then attempt to demonstrate) that I could ‘clean’ my squeaky brakes by “going down a quiet road and lightly pressing both the brake and gas simultaneously and driving for a bit.

A month or so later (after he said my brakes were at %60 and didn’t need to be changed) they wore down to the…

“It’s unsafe to drive with one hand for an extended period of time.”

This.

Yeah I never gave much though to parallel parking until I moved to downtown Vancouver 7 years ago and became a PA/runner for an animation studio. I became an expert at parallel parking real quick.

Your friend sounds like a sociopath.

I do that as well.

He’s still got a semi-functional nanoparticle suit, I’m guessing he could reprogram them to assimilate the new material on the planet and make something really cool.

Oh ok then, yeah they have plenty of blood now, haha.

But didn’t Thanos escape through a portal after the snap with the axe still embedded in his chest? I presumed Thor didn’t get it back after that.

a broken, unhinged Tony Stark hellbent on saving the universe and not himself

Note the lack of duct tape: That’s the new chair that Frasier had commissioned after he accidentally set his father’s old chair on fire and threw it off the balcony.
Ironically it became the most expensive chair in his entire apartment.  

“herbs, vegetables, and salad greens” riiiight, that’s what it’ll be used for. 

“herbs, vegetables, and salad greens” riiiight, that’s what it’ll be used for.