Everyone laughs at Mike Glennon.

Potbelly’s Italian sandwich is pretty good, but too small (I’m a BIG AMERICAN and I want a BIG SAMMICH) and they’re not out here in L.A. yet.

Totally with you on the shredded lettuce thing. It’s iceberg lettuce to begin with (translation: for all practical purposes inedible) and then they shred it to make its texture maximally objectionable. It’s as if Top Men spent years intentionally trying to make iceberg lettuce worse, and eventually succeeded.

Very likely the Redskins.

No, he really didn’t.

Peter Gabriel and Janet Jackson would like a word with you.

And now the Bulls draft the Eurotrash nitwit who’ll be out of the league in four years with the 7 pick, and the ‘Wolves take a decent legit center with a (potentially) long career ahead of him with the 16. Fuck the Bulls.

Squalor.

The Russians left.

The answer is The Simpsons. Because of course it is.

So Bass doesn’t exist? Because Holiday Inn for value, y’all. Not every Holiday Inn, mind you, but random Holiday Inn beats random <chain of equal price> over time.

He might be the next Yasiel Puig!

Counterpoint: everyone shaves six seconds off their time at her age.

ALS. And none of them can get it named after him.

Eric Daze you! ;-)

Mr. Clean and Mrs. Butterworth.

See a game in PNC. Beautiful park.

Which book will help you find the bug?

Those are Slovaks, not Serbs. They are from Bratislava.

Buncha snakes, I tells ya....