Remember when you could have used “Jim Bob Cooter” as the fake name of the Clemson color guy? Good times.

Napoleon Harris is in the Illinois State Legislature and is a legit hero.

My god, it’s full of stars....

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Yep; I’m still playing two or three times a week on Higher Ground (http://highergroundpoa.proboards.com/) myself. A big update of new, all-original content was released just last St. Patrick’s Day. More is on the way.

Hockey = Soccer - Boredom

Just a foofaraw.

Jesus steps in the bucket. You wouldn’t think he’d be afraid of the ball, but here we are.

You need to review the definitions of the words “fact” and “opinion,” ‘cause what you just said is the exact opposite of the truth.

The number of people who are not being systematically abused by the police and the legal system in this country is so small as to be insignificant.

The “cool and not caring” part is exhibited using copious vocal fry. But it’s very important to include the brand names when they might be obscure.

How much money can 3 10-year-olds come up with, total?

There was a norovirus outbreak around a Chipotle in Simi Valley, California, too.

...whatever the hell that is.

Roadhouse.

I wouldn’t use the phrase “chips and dip” in a restaurant unless the restaurant has specifically named one of their offerings that.

In this case, it’s not just bad memory, it’s also a fundamental misunderstanding of the nature of a money order. Of course you can’t pay for one with a credit card. You can pay for one with a debit card.

ONLY if he trims those sideburns.