Seconded. Duck is great. The Costco in Alhambra, CA offered duck the last time I was there.

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He didn’t get himself in trouble at training camp. He got himself in trouble at home. Everyone’s better off with him at camp, whether he’s a rapist, a stupid drunk, or something else.

In an American Court of Law, that’s a principle to which we’d like them to adhere. In the Court of Public Opinion, that’s largely irrelevant, and public opinion matters - not to the same extent, but it matters.

I’ve watched this ugly play now so many times it made me feel a little bit better about the Bears offense. Upon further review, I agree Gardner and Kelce were clowned. I am not convinced that Lee would have been solely Kelce’s responsibility; either Barbre or Peters should have had some responsibility for him. That…

Sean Lee was moving toward the line of scrimmage from the snap; maybe he wasn’t blitzing, but he was as untouched as if he were, ‘cause I don’t think Barbre did much more by say “Hi” as he went by.

The blitzing LB made that play; Allen Barbre was in position to block him for a moment but apparently decided he didn’t feel like doing that, which resulted in the RB ... I think they ate him....

“I have been absolved of receiving consent.”

I say UFC and ESPN trade Smith and Bayless for Rousey and Diaz. I’d rather hear Rousey and Diaz talk and I’d rather see Smith and Bayless bleed.

I wouldn’t want to do it.

It’s absolutely accurate. It’s not precise, but it’s accurate.

BEEFCAKE

Sorry - can’t help it - size 6s with big tits get me pretty excited.

Pirate ghosts. Maybe ghost pirates.

She didn’t capitulate; she set a trap and sprang it.

In his defense, Laura Petrie was hot.

So. Much. Cocaine.

And he lost a fumble. And he did it on his own birthday.

Notice how there’s only one team on that list twice? We Bears fans have seen some quarterbacking. If you’ve ever wondered why we seem somewhat patient with Smokin’ Jay ... there it is.

Possibilities: