Anyone who’s ever worked on a movie set containing firearms knows that the armorer and the assistant director who hands the gun to the actor are responsible for making sure it’s not going to hurt anyone. It probably happened today, if someone’s out there filming an action movie. Actors will often check on their own to…

One might argue that a series about a She-Hulk attorney at law getting made is an example of the studio’s supremely dumb TV-making method.

Robert Downey, Jr. has hardly been pissed on by critics. It’s often stated that he’s one of the best actors of his generation. Maybe critics would have liked to have seen him do Iron Man less often, but he’s hasn’t been wanting for praise as an actor.

Gosh, I hope Lindsay can get through this horror! I feel the same way about what’s going on in Gaza.

Or maybe he’s shit-crazy.

There are reports that Jesus intends to sue.

It was an utterly mundane, unamusing joke. She didn’t laugh because she’s heard scores of people talking about how the NFL repeatedly cuts to her during games. If she was genuinely infuriated by it, she’s nuts. And she doesn’t appear to be nuts. She appears to be rich.

I have to say, I’ve been watching movies for 45 years, including tons of classic Westerns, and I have never heard backwards dialogue that’s supposed to sound like a Native American. I’ve been listening to the Beatles for 45 years, too, so I recognize backwards dialogue!

I love the photo with De Niro in the crowd gazing benevolently at Kristen Wiig.

I said when they were walking out that they must be sick of doing this kind of thing together. It was hardly a first.

I had never even heard of Jo Koy until last night, and I’ll tell you what- keep me away from those stadiums he’s filling.

Mulaney is absolutely brilliant, and I don’t perceive him to be throwing cheap shots at a particular audience. He’s actually the target of the vast majority of his jokes.

WHO is he again??

No one simply doesn’t get nominated for an award anymore. If they’re not nominated, it means they were “snubbed.” Here’s an idea: nominate literally every performance - every single actor - then just announce a winner during the show! That way, no feelings get hurt, and there won’t be any reason to write the…

Why should anybody who didn’t produce, direct, write, or star in the movies give a shit?? It has zero bearing on whether an audience member is going to watch or appreciate a film (And now someone will very cleverly say, “And yet you commented,” as if pointing out that something is pointless is the same thing as being…

Watch “The Last Detail” and “The French Connection” instead. You’re welcome.

No, but he made a goddamned idiot of himself across the entire globe, and sometimes it’s hard to set that kind of thing aside when you’re trying to get lost in a movie character. On the other hand, wholeheartedly embracing goddamned idiocy seems to be the thing these days. I suppose your mileage could vary.

“And, really, if you ask the average person who saw I Am Legend in 2007, would they even remember the original ending? Or would they just accept it if you told them that he lived?”

You have to understand, every time this woman does something we’re supposed to act like she’s birthing another Christ child.

Listen, everybody- do NOT watch “Raging Bull!!” That’s not his real nose!!