Is there a way to animate my grandmother screaming from the fiery bowels of hell?

If you are only lying about your age you are not doing it right.

Managing this shouldn’t be all that hard. You’re already using a password manager right? Right?! Just put it in a notes section associated with the site. I keep my fake question/answer information in there.

hard to believe the recommended phone for most people these days is $1200. and that’s not even an Apple tax price.

This is a very American conversation, and it kinda angers me. Lemme show you some kids who would eat ANYTHING you put in front of them 👇🏾

1,000%. If you have a “picky” kid (which I don’t agree with but I’ll concede it for this) and refuse to help them through it, then yes the onus is completely on you to provide for it.

I had a friend who only ate Raw. He happily carried his salad bowl with him in case group meals wouldn’t cater to his dietary…

Or, don’t bring picky children to dinner parties. I don’t really know why people are throwing dinner parties and inviting young children to them, but apparently this is a thing.

I definitely feel the onus of providing for the picky kid falls to the parent, not the host, when attending a dinner party. They should bring something to serve their child that isn’t going to make more work for the host or interrupt the flow their dinner prep, like something in a container they can ask to microwave…

They claimed they were going to pay something like $250 for every person who filed but the tiny settlement they were forced to pay, it was obvious it is bullshit.  Everyone who files will probably end up getting $1 or 2.  The same result of all class action lawsuits, lawyers get rich and everyone else gets shit and…

The credit monitoring from the company that had a data breach is the biggest joke. They should have been forced to pay cash to everyone. 

Katie Couric is so problematic for the things you mentioned in this piece along with her anti-sex worker mentality and scorn of the adult industry on the whole.

I’ve begun actively wondering if the military would actually remove him should he not leave when his time is up. I’ve lost faith even in that.

Close, but actually in this fantastical alternate non-fox reality he was never elected in the first place and quickly became reviled worldwide for being an aspiring fascist bigot who got caught on a hot mic bragging about sexually assaulting women and now lives in an Amtrak tunnel outside of Newark, NJ.

And then, when they are allowed repatriation incentives...they buy back stocks.

A slap fight would likely kill them both.

Can we get him and Stephen Miller to slap-fight for a few minutes first?

Dude sounds like a neutered Ken doll. He also talks exactly like a pampered patronizing douche who knows better than all of us.

Sure, if big tech actually used their considerable resources to fight bad things on their platforms. Which they never do. 

So facebook’s rebuttal to accusations that too much power is concentrated in their company and not enough oversight is being done is to use that power to ensure no one can touch them or review anything they do.

Mark Zuckerberg has to be leading the pack of "world's most punchable faces" contestants. Top 5 at least