I have about 50 employees, two young managers that mind the day to day customer stuff and two part time assistant managers that back them up. Yes, retail employees can be a pain in the ass, especially the college students. Brown Bottle flu every Saturday morning, etc. But this wouldn’t fly with me.

Hahaha I thought it was just missing a comma “it’s me, necklace” But I see that it must be “my necklace”

I hate to be that girl, but all black women do not look alike. That is not Danielle Brooks who plays Tatystee. That is Adrienne C. Moore, who plays Black Cindy.

Orange Wedding.

I’m 95% positive this is Cindy (Adrienne C Moore), not Taystee.

I’m pretty sure that’s actually Adrienne C. Moore in the commercial. She plays Cindy Hayes, the unruly ex-TSA agent and one of Taystee’s crew. She and I share a combined hatred of potato-sack shaped business wear.

Forget the ridiculous third reason for a moment. Why do there seem to be so many otherwise intelligent people who don’t seem to understand that the vast majority of the time it’s not appropriate to act on your sexual impulses? Literally everyday of the week I work with and walk by women that I am attracted to,…

Is it the same cut off for saying “fuckton” because I use fuckton a metric fuckton

“Mother fucking cardigans for days” should be on a sampler.

You're a genius. Some engineer needs to start working on a way to make this happen immediately. We can call it the cunt pump.

It’s funny because it’s not even nice curls, it’s just frizzy and gross.

Christ on a cracker, I know this woman probably practices her “adoring wife” face in the mirror daily, but enough already! Sheesh. The look on her face is like my 14-year-old self watching Duran Duran videos on MTV.

I love how the pizza bedding is dsiplayed in a spotless, modern-furnishings bedroom. Because I think the Venn diagram of “people who buy this bedding” and “people who have that furniture” is two circles about 500 light-years apart.

Well, they were probably more than likely blamed for what happened. Man cannot control himself around such wanton behavior as sleeping.

I love how the girls - the real victims - have become completely invisible in all this. And when I say love, I mean “I would like to set someone’s face on fire”.

Or the roots are intentional. There's that too.

Escapism and drama. Dynasty 2.0.

Vickie Gunvalson.