I want to scream when people call Star Trek: The Motion Picture "boring."

Dark Side of Oz: STAHP

It was a smoke grenade. It was a joke. That was the point. Do people debate this?

But you guys... was Bruce Willis really dead?

I dunno. I still kind of want to know what the 3 Seashells are for.

Eagles. I never want to hear about the eagles ever again.

The discussion of how much/why the Star Wars prequels sucked.

Both are great. Each has an episode in my top 5.

That Firefly is the best thing ever created and nothing has surpassed it to date. Also, I don't want it to come back. It had its moment and rebooting it would be nothing more than nostalgic self-pleasuring.

Dream or Reality?

Deckard is a Replicant. Probably.

Why, these guys....

Oh look, they're remaking something. Hollywood has run out of ideas!

I'm tired of people telling me the Dark Knight Rises was a good movie. It wasn't. Stop it people...

For the love of Noodles, let Man of Steel and Star Trek Into Darkness go. They exist and there's nothing we can do about it. The whole Super Jesus-Murderer thing is old, and we know STiD ripped off Wrath of Khan. No more. Let's all unite in our hatred of Bayformers instead.

LOTR vs Star Wars

You know how you could avoid that? Don't visit io9 until after you've watched the show. Seriously. They do this every day. EVERY. DAY. If you're spoilerphobic, some responsibility does in fact fall upon you to avoid spoilers in places you should have a reasonable expectation that spoilers might appear.

What death of the Master?

Oooo, Susan would have been Chilling...