It’s fucking blue and black! Do not start with that shit again.

#blackcoffeematters

As an Anglican, I'm pretty fucking angry it isn't purple. Let's put Christ back into the Advent penitential season, people.

Kittens!!I adopted two kittens last month and they are the best.

I would have thought Colonel Sanders would be a breast man.

Having ancestry you didn’t know about? It’s not unusual.

Spock

Is doesn’t take a bird lover to know that the Jayhawk is closely related to the Swallow.

Goddamit Kim, now Jesus has to pick up the slack since there’s one less person in the office. He’s definitely not going to be able to slide out early the Friday before a 3 day weekend.

Mrs. Clinton, as I clearly said, can choose whatever title she likes. What chafes is the assumption in the comment I responded to. Please follow the conversation.

I JUST WANT HIM TO PARTICIPATE IN DEBATES THAT IS ALL I WANT<33333 UNCLE JOOOOOEE!

That many religious sects (Episcopals, Presbyterians, etc) have openly gay and lesbian pastors and church leaders and perform same sex marriages exactly as they do opposite sex marriages escaped your attention?

Esther is mostly into scaring or grossing the crap out of us. If she could, she’d pour chlorine into the gene pool and laugh.

Looks like mead’s back on the menu, boys!

Abby Wambach’s cover is making me emotional. Johnston, Klingenberg, and Rapinoe’s are possibly tied for faves because PERSONALITY AMIRITE.

I was hoping the bouncer would make the correction.

Much rather see this as a television series than a movie. Even only having three books there is still a lot of stuff to cover and you’d be hard pressed to get The Name of The Wind squeezed into a 2 hour movie without cutting it down considerably. Hell, you could probably get an entire first movie out of the parts of…