I mean, you’re the guy writing for a sports news website and I’m just an internet commenter avoiding doing actual work on a Wednesday morning, but I get the sense that Magic had literally nothing to do with LeBron getting to the Lakers - LeBron went to the Lakers because it was the best fit for him, his business, his…

“Unequivocally, this guy was the best shooter Dallas ever had.”

Thanks for this. When I left the house this morning, I noticed the magnolia tree in our front yard was in full bloom and took a moment to appreciate its beauty. After reading this, I remembered that the real focus should be on all of those stupid flower petals which I will have to clean up over the coming weeks. Life…

It’s cool, I’m pretty sure you can buy a replica in Joe Rickett’s Etsy shop.

Fixed “burned coaches” to “burned couches.” Call it a freudian slip or something.

Donald Trump didn’t want to take out a full page ad calling to send the Central Park Five to the gas chamber.  But he felt he owed it to them.

Either that or the male romantic interest in FernGully: The Last Rainforest.

I don’t know, I keep trying to imagine Trump eating a piece of fruit, and it’s just not happening.

“A caddy tells Reilly that Trump’s golf cart once contained a can of red spray paint, and that Trump marked trees his balls hit with a red ‘X,’” Curtis writes. “The trees were removed the next day.”

He’s also a free agent this summer like Kawhi, so it won’t just be AOC talking about Green’s new deal

Someone didn’t watch the 2013 NBA finals.

Annoy people trying to get decent results out of a Google Image Search, I find.

Isn’t this pretty common for IPOs though? Major investors and others are able to get in way below the IPO price point and sell off for immediate profit, the stock drops, settles, then over time rises if the company is actually functional.

I’m just not sure that there are enough armed cops at that obviously volatile event.

this is amazing. It’s amazing.

What can you do in five minutes and 43 seconds? Plenty of things, from clipping your nails to heating and eating a Hot Pocket

This is just like when Viktor Krum caught the Snitch when Bulgaria was down by 160 points.

Warriors Investigators Ask To Whom Bell Tolls

i didn’t like that bit about the hamster. for the pledge or the hamster.