Why the fuck do you support that garbage with viewership?

He hit the post but counted it as a goal because Vladimir Putin does not care for borders.

yeah i wonder why they didn't stop to watch the whole video first

Or maybe this is a viral ad for some upcoming dumb horror movie.

fuckin possession truthers

In this case, Metro-North quite literally revolves around NYC.

I suggest you see the film, because you'll see it has the best special effect of all: love.

I want to see impressionist shoes! Or cubist!

That's a crap load of vodka

Whoosh...

Who is Caitlin Kelly and why do we care?

Teeth will ruin your churros.

My vagina made $9500 working from home this week! My vagina's last paycheck was $9500 working 12 hours a week online. My neighbour's sister's vagina has been averaging 15k for months now and she works about 20 hours a week! I can't believe how easy it was once I tried it out.

This is what I do,,,,,,,,,,…

You had the benefit of no pressure and unlimited time, and your noisy insect was frog?

Meanwhile, "Panda Express Crack" remains synonymous with Rob Ford.

Borrowed from reddit:

It's a play on the word 'down'. It's a Houston dialect/slang like slab, throwed, etc. Listen to a Paul Wall song and you'll hear all of it.

I used to do this all the time as a child too. It's called "not having a dad"

"Wait, you can do that?!?"

30% chance you work at dell... 30% chance you've given up on life.... 20% chance you're breeding... 10% chance you're normal.