Gave you a star based on your screen name alone.

He’s so craving for the approval that his father never gave him that he’s intensely seeking out from the American people, ignoring his own children to the point where they are doing the same for the same reason.

I guess they decided that the fans couldn’t...
(pauses)

Wait For It
(put on sunglasses)
EEEYAHHHHHHH!!!!

So petty theft equals justification for death by neckbeards. Got it.

FUCK...and I can’t stress this enough... YOU

God damn, man. I see this far too often, and every time I do I wonder the same question. What can I possibly do, as a white man, to help? What you go through on the daily just breaks my heart. Ahmaud Arbery. *sigh*

Kaley, Kaylee, Cayleigh, and Caylee.

“Bless their hearts”

That they have one collectively is a big assumption...

Kayleigh McEnany is what happens when you order Great Value brand Tomi Lahren on Wish.

They ain’t there. Barb has them in a coin purse somewhere.

Oh, and fuck Barb.

I can’t wait for The Bachelor/Bachelorette to shut down so these brain-dead ninnies can waste space somewhere private. This ending of this latest relationship now brings the two shows combined total of 8-38 on these “winners” still being in their current situation. You bring out a drunken Johnny Manziel under center…

It almost seems like Kenneth Copeland and Paula White were hanging around one day and Copeland says, “I am the biggest fraud in religion today” and White keeps responding, “Hold my communion wine”.

Technically a little less than half, but since when do the number of votes mater anymore, amiright?

Well, to be fair, we live in an era where video games are considered a “sport”, so...

Why should his golf game be any different than the election?

More like 270 lbs. foolish, judging by the picture.

Hope Floats, Again

The only thing better would be if the card wasn’t a Visa card but a Ma....

...nope. I can’t do it. 

So Nancy Pelosi tore up the State of the Union address? That’s what people are mad at? What are we SUPPOSED to do with junk mail?