Very fine people

If this letter was, in fact, real, I’ll give you 50:1 odds that this couple was white. Name your wager.

Dude, chill. 

I first read that as “Fuck the Golden Girls” and I was all WTF man? What did Sofia ever do to you?

Dear Johnathan Sutherland’s dreadlocks,

You keep rocking that sexiness, my man. I envy you, as most of my blonde sex appeal is now on barbershop floors, stiff breezes and garbage cans all over the Pacific Northwest. The only thing left is the whitest cul-de-sac you’ve ever seen (second only to whatever cousin marrying,…

I was about to star this comment, but I didn’t want to mess up the total which was at 69... (nice...)

I don’t think they like anybody. Drew Magary pretty much runs the whole show.

In a word: no.

IF YOU WANT EXTRA SPRINKLES, GIMME A HELL YEAH!

The only approved use of a helmet to helmet tackle.

“Dallas police say there is no suspect information available at this time.”

Doublespeak for “Internal investigation turns up nothing.”

What are they complaining about? He broke the table!

I wouldn’t want to go to the first class lavatory that I didn’t pay the privilege for. That takes it away from those that did. I can’t see the point of paying extra to go to the same place as everyone else, but I respect the process.

But why can’t we use those restrooms—is it just because I didn’t buy a first-class ticket?

In a word: yes.

This whole thing, which could have and should have been a beautiful moment of catharsis, has left me feeling conflicted. I understand why Brandt Jean publicly forgave Guyger. There’s biblical president for it. One can make the assumption (although I have no other basis other than this reaction) that Brandt Jean was…

You mean the kind of culture that believes hatred and bigotry shouldn’t me monetized, yeah I guess you’re right. That kind of thinking should be expensive.

That was a bold strategy for him, Cotton. Shame it didn’t work out for him.

Mr. Pibb > Dr. Pepper fight me.

Yet here you are. It takes absolutely zero extra effort to keep scrolling to the next story.

Corey Lewandowski. Maaaaaan, FUCK that used Q-tip.