notthemessiah
Not the Messiah
notthemessiah

Oh, to be a Jones or a Smith or an Anderson.

Also no, but there's "something magic" about keeping your obnoxious thoughts to yourself.

Best of luck.

No, the kind of obnoxious dipshit who's always first to comment, or among the first, on articles like these, patting herself on the back for being a better person than the deceased.

It's kinda pathetic, right? Might as well be shouting "LOOK HOW MUCH I DON'T CARE! LOOK! SEE HOW MUCH BETTER I AM THAN EVERYONE?!!"

Uggghh, you are my least favorite kind of internet dweller.

You get to be in the company of women without having to pay for it. Pipe down.

It's a step up from "Sorry ur babies r dead hope u loose anyway lol," and he *did* spell lose correctly, you've got to give him that.

Maybe that's why my dad and I have such terrible eyesight and my siblings have 20/20 vision. Thanks, dad.