Screw Planet 9; I’m waiting for Planet 10.

I don’t expect many stolen bases; because crime ngoepe.

http://imgur.com/4Ad8nSY

http://imgur.com/4Ad8nSY

No, he didn’t: http://imgur.com/4Ad8nSY

There’s always next game.

“Watery Piss?? Fucking Amatures.” - Skyline Chili Factory, Cincinnati OH

Shockingly, it’s not the first time a white guy has gotten the jump on a person of color in St. Louis 

Well, yeah. The Brewers (along with the Rockies and Cardinals) have access to all the watery piss they could ask for.

Besides the amazing item itself, my favorite thing about this is the Cardinals fans with their arms open screaming at the umpires to do something about all the unbroken rules that were broken. #bestfans

First by failing to field it cleanly and then by having his throw evaded, Piscotty got cooked twice on that play.

We’re too late.

I lost this round. I admit defeat. Do you forgive me?

I admit defeat. I walked into a wall. The wall hurt me

Ladies and gentlemen, we found him! Set your wedgie devices to “atomic.”

Now just wait a damn minute. Andy is telling us about conspiracy theory? It’s in the editorial page clear as day.