I know a courage test when I see one. Dude should turn in his resignation to the team.

I live in the top of Virginia, 20 mins west of the District of Columbia, so on paper, I live in the South.

Some of us are crazy, but most of us are just disgusted or unusually irate to the point we stop trying to communicate and just yell.

One will demand the ball like he’s a leader, but won’t lead. The other, will dribble around like a leader, but doesn’t know how to lead.

You’re asking an outraged online mob to act like they have manners. Even if you are right (and you are), there’s always going to be someone in that mob that is going to boo you.

I like to think of it as we crammed and turned in our thesis paper last presidency, and now we’re on a drunken bender where we keep thinking racist jokes are funny.

(Clears throat...)

I’d intended to save the sandwich until I got home, but there’s an immediacy to the bag on the passenger seat.

It could have happened to me. Vacation eating and then being led off the grid to enjoy moose-meat spaghetti. All was well, but then I was invited into the garage, that I smelled before the door was opened. I’m still glad I declined the offer to watch how people live off the land right then.

I can count to tehn. It’s just hard to spell.

ESPN’s Adrian Wojnarowski reports that the Lakers reached an agreement that will send Lonzo Ball, Brandon Ingram, Josh Hart and the number four overall pick in the upcoming NBA draft to the Lakers

“While it is not possible to empirically validate after the fact, I opine it is more-likely-than-not that all officers involved in this shooting experienced a significant hypothalamic-pituitary-adrenal response.”

He likes their women. Like, really, really likes their women. They’re tall, pale, and all have a diet that produces urine so unique it’s sells itself.

When you say stupid, I hear illegal.

That’s because they’re ruled by the Bible.

It really looks like it’s part bear.

Allow me to explain.

It’s good to see a dog that knows it’s all in the hips

I’m picturing her calling over to that officer, “Excuse me, sir. Can you escort me closer to the President? I’m worried he can’t read my sign from here.”