This is really sad. Please stop.

I love that corner three set up by Bell just casually doing a no look, between the legs pass. That’s some shit you try in grade school, inevitably smashing your own balls, causing you to collapse and nearly swallow your retainer.

You missed 100% of the shots you took.

If Iggy never got hurt, the Warriors win in 5.

iggy is a real person.

I’m a Celtics fan who has also come to like LeBron, and if the C’s get eliminated by James playing all-time great basketball, I can live with that.

The best solution in my opinion would be for every team visiting Dallas to just kneel for that game specifically.

Did none of you read what she wrote? She said how much she loved an Aztek five times. The only thing for Andrea is an Aztek. Surely there is another one out there that was deemed too ugly to be seen in public and still has low mileage, likely left and forgotten in a parking garage.

Because I’m no longer trying to sell a Grand Caravan.

Let me see if I follow this argument:

I cannot stop looking at that gif. I also don’t know what I love more: The utter lack of effort from Zlatan in attempting to sell, at first he seriously looks like he is reaching to tie his shoelaces, or Petrasso first seeking out eye contact with the ref before falling to his knees.

Remind me to look you up in 10 years when I’m due for my once-a-decade new Outback.

No, no, no. Don’t go into debt to buy a “fun” car when you’re going to have debt enough just getting through college. Buy a mid-2000s short wheelbase Dodge Caravan with the reliable 3.3 liter engine. You can get a good one for two to three thousand. I’ve driven several past 250,000 miles with minimal repairs needed.…

This was my college car (not this exact one, but same make, model, year, and color even). If you had this car now, in college, it would be quirky, fun, and whatever that third thing was you mentioned.

I lived there for just under a decade until last year, and my kids went from kindergarten through elementary school there. They had some of the best, most devoted teachers that I have ever met, and every one of them was horrifically underpaid, spent half their own money buying supplies, working second jobs, literally…

“Here’s that raise you asked for. You’ll get an extra $50 a month. Oh and your health insurance premiums are going up. Will be around $65 more per month, and the deductibles are higher too. But you should be thankful you have a job.”

Man, I love the fact that Bartolo Colon exists. Less than 6’ tall, courteously listed at 285 lbs., still dominant enough at almost 45 years of age to command $12.5 million per year (an amount he’s not paying out to a dozen ex-wives, since he’s been married to the same woman for 22 years), and laughing off comeback…

I’m a special education teacher in a state that used to take education seriously until our governor decided education was a dirty word and it is amazing how many people are flat out just leaving or not even going into education because its just not fucking worth it.

Boone (Watauga High) guy here. Thanks for this piece.

I completely agree that +/- is a limited and imperfect stat. I mentioned it as a joke about box-score-level interrogation of what’s happening in the series.