Give my son an apple, he’ll eat the outside until all the skin is gone and leave the rest (unless he’s really hungry). Slice him up an apple and he’ll eat the inside but leave the skin. Kids are just weird sometimes.

As long as one of the choices is a food they don’t hate, that will work just fine.

I wonder if giving kids options when it came to food would help, like “Do you want chicken and potatoes for dinner, or mac and cheese?” or “What kind of veggie do you want tonight?” Then they’d have a semblance of control but without it being a huge headache for the parents.

Kids should be required to at least try anything before they reject it because “it looks funny,” though. I don’t agree with making kids eat everything they hate, but they damn sure shouldn’t get to sit in their plain-hamburgers-with-ketchup-and-maybe-plain-cheese-pizza comfort zone all the time (I’M LOOKING AT YOU, MY…

Then they’ve left us with no other choice.

I would want all of my bridesmaids to be able to fit in one bathroom if my dress were to fall apart last minute or my groom ran off with a vixen. One bathroom = no more than 4 max.

For me, it’s like this: I remember the shenanigans I got up to as a teenager and the thought of WeePiglet doing stuff like that HORRIFIES ME. Mostly because I’m not sure I’m doing a good job of teaching her what’s good and what’s not good and there’s no way to know for sure if I’m getting it right. It’s TERRIFYING.…

TEXAS. YOU GUYS. The teens are sexing. They have always sexed. They will continue to sex. They are never not trying to get stuff in and around their junk.

Give them condoms, teach them emotional intelligence, take the shame out of learning about their bodies. Everybody just fucking chill and nobody will get…

I think in the US they push pretty hard for at least one overnight. I delivered my son around 5 AM and I feel like they would have been none too pleased with me asking to go home that afternoon or evening. Of course that would have spared me a night of listening to my husband bitch about sleeping on a hospital easy…

GET THE PRESIDENT OF FLORIDA ON THE PHONE

Every shit-trough of Crazy has a few diamonds of Truth sprinkled through it!

Spoke to my father about this just a few hours ago. He was a police officer for 20+ years. He never shot his gun in that entire time and he said that if you are afraid of a cell phone, you should probably find another career besides being a police officer.

“Any police officer especially would have reacted in the exact same way I reacted”

exactly this, and i definitely should have included that point in my original post—the mere fact of being able to access those vegetables... and then making those choices with the allotted amount... implies a level of food security that is deeply misleading.

They should have a marketing campaign where they donate that stuff with mosquito nets to malaria-plagued countries.

Yup, I have a very clear memory of asking my mom “why is is fin bent down?” and her answering “it means he’s not happy”.

Bring back the games. And have politicians battle it out for their nominations.

Might even be room for a good chunk of Justin Bieber fans if you pack ‘em right.

Fill it with One Direction fans and close it up.