While we’re on the subject of interesting burger toppings, there is a place near where I live that periodically has what they call a ‘Scottish Poet’ burger. Basically its a burger with a Reuben on top of it. Sliced corned beef, sauerkraut, swiss, and thousand island (I hate thousand island so I alway pass on that) on…

And now ye’ve got tae yooose it twice, yeh fookin’ reprobate.

I feel that a fried egg on a burger is worlds away from a fucking doughnut on a burger. A fried egg is a bit beyond the ordinary cheeseburger accompaniments and isn’t something I’d want to have on every burger, but it’s still within the realm of acceptable toppings.

Oh man, the Fuckin’ Reprobate Burger. So delicious.

Quit propagating the crap about the DNC rigging the primaries. The deck was not stacked against Sanders and I’m tired of people continuing the GOP lie to the contrary. Yes, I’ve read the leaked emails. Yes, they were exasperated. No, they don’t show collusion against Sanders.

A fried egg is a pretty standard - and absolutely acceptable - burger topping. I might be biased, though, since I find that a sunny-side up or poached egg improves just about anything you top with it.

Those are all disgusting and terrible ideas. You know what’s awesome, though? The red onion relish at the The Grazing Shed. I don’t like pickle relish at all but onion relish? WINNER.

I’ve tried a few of those kind of burgers, the only one I remember enjoying was one with a fried egg. At the time, I thought it was great, but I was quite drunk at the time, so I don’t really trust my judgement.

I’m kind of confused, because in her own quote—the one you used in both the previous article and in this one—she seems to confirm that?

Nah it’s stupid and people who say that are stupid.

“These people believe this country is a democracy. It’s not,” Carreras, the dapper Wall Streeter and failed politician, said, referring to the Green Party and its allies. “It’s a constitutional republic.”

Well the criticism from Lucas was that The Force Awakens really didn’t break any new ground which was valid. And Disney and Abrams don’t pretend they were trying for one second to do anything new. The only issue is that Lucas can’t seem to understand that it’s partially his fault because of how lackluster the prequels…

Regarding it as weight is pretty stupid. Aside from a few moon rocks, we and everything we create is Earth in origin.

Look, you seem to be coming from a place of some knowledge intelligence here. Too bad it was covered up with a lot of misplaced aggression and immaturity. Back it down about 20 notches and make your point like an adult.

I know! As soon as I read it, I ordered a drug-abusing car thief of my very own!

For everybody in the comments: The first movie in the Cineverse will be whichever one is the first not to bomb.

Looks blue and black to me.

Maybe instead of jerking off Silicon Valley we actually hold them at least half as accountable as any mainline company. The collective they consistently flaunt laws in the name of a mostly misused and mostly wrong Disruption.

“Patriotism is the last refuge of a scoundrel.”