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That's actually good to know, because, while he can definitely be a HUGE douche, when it comes to shit like this, MacFarlane has always come off as the kind of person who would call attention to that. At least to me anyway, but I could obviously be completely wrong.

My parents lived in Munich when the wall was up and moved to the US before the wall came down. An old friend of theirs sent them a chunk of the wall and it sat in a pretty well seen place in our house when I was growing up. It took me a long time to realize why it was just so important.

Fun fact, to be the "most published author," dickbag here would need to surpass the estimated 4 BILLION books sold that were written by Dame Agatha Christie.
Unless she became a ghost. And an asshole.

Totally got laid on my wedding night. Literally the best sex ever. I highly recommend staying sober/awake enough to do it because it (at least in my experience) is AMAZING. Plus we stayed up half the night in the Jacuzzi tub and talking about the craziness of the day and how glad we were that it was done and it was

I got married in May with 120 guests for 10k. Had a Maggie Sottero wedding gown, big 3 tiered cake, the works. We just shopped around, got married the weekend before the rates got hiked up and did things like made our own centerpieces and bridesmaids bouquets to save on flowers and only had wine and beer for our bar

Madison all the way!
In all seriousness, Madison peeps, we've only lived here a few months. Any hidden gems we should know about? Or just tips in general?

Totes listening to this song 5eva (cause 5 is more then for amirite?)

In all seriousness, buy a beer can chicken stand. Rub chicken in delicious things, stick stand up its ass, put it in the oven and ignore it for like 1.5 hours then FEAST

Dunno what Nordstrom you're shopping at! I used to travel an hour out of my way before I had reduction just to go to Nordstrom because I wore a 34H and they were the only people who carried it. If they carry the size range of Nordstrom's, I'm redonk impressed.

I cannot, for the fucking life of me, wrap my mind around Taco Bell breakfast. TACO BELL, BREAKFAST BURRITOS WERE ALREADY A THING! STOP MAKING UP BULLSHIT BREAKFAST FOOD.

It looks like the uproar from the general public actually does help in these situations, though. Duncanville High School (the one that suspended a ton of kids last spring and you have a story linked to here) totally overhauled their dress code this year and it's no longer completely insane. Unfortunately it was 6

What really pisses me off is that, if they were to go off and slug someone on the field, someone who, before the whistle blows, they're paid an OBSCENE amount of money to knock down and out, they would get in deep, deep shit. You don't see that being defended, just look at Ndamukong Suh, who has a hard time keeping

Saw this pop up on line the other day and immediately sent it to my husband because, whenever he told the proposal story, he talked about how he had to leave the ring box at the house because it wasn't going to fit in his pocket and how someone could make millions off a slim box like this. To this day, the whining is

My dad interviewed her shortly before she hit it big with her first album. Her and I were born within a few days of each other as I later found out and he came home from work, gave me her album and said "If you want to know what a driven, talented and wonderful 17 year old young lady looks like, follow Taylor Swift's

Where has this gif been all my life? It's applicable to SO MANY SITUATIONS.

Psh, I think it's sexy as hell when my husband wears this one particular pair of shorts. Team shorts all the way.

I have a few insane travel stories, but one of the weirdest was when I was in Italy, nearing Austria on the way to Germany. We stopped at a gas station to use the bathroom (which you have to pay for over there.) I was like 13, so my mom and I go in the bathroom and I'm in my stall, sitting on the toilet and I guess I

As someone who spends about 90% of my professional life in Banana Republic and 90% of my private life in Gap and Kohl's stuff, this will change nothing. Oh god, I'm playing right into the hands of the corporate machine!

I'm with you 100% Claire. For me, I think it just feels like a violation in the sense that "You left the house, that means that you're here for my viewing pleasure/open for my commentary on your looks." It makes me feel very much that my body doesn't belong to me but, instead, is open season for whoever happens to

My parents are both retired so they just have the one, but I recently got a 2014 Civic and it's so much better on gas than our other car. I'm not sure how much I'd freak out over gas mileage if I drove a hybrid!