Also, and this is serious this time - all of the choices recommended by Jalopnik staff actually are pretty terribad. Even Tavarish’s (Freddy) which is legitimately shocking because usually he doesn’t try to troll people into the wrong choice.

Rose is a thirtysomething from Brooklyn who is the Director of Strategy and Marketing

I think probably the market is just experiencing a downturn as trends change and the market adjusts?

I’m hoping it was designed by this guy (you can see a sample of his work right behind him) because I can’t think of a greater post-retirement win.

What do you mean not an inch of tree?! It’s got three trees right on the trim! It even says alpina which is like Swiss for tree-something right?

Go home Torchinsky you’re drunk.

Later this month Lyft plans to launch a partnership with Centennial, Colorado, its first deal where a local government will subsidize its rides.

Given typical police reaction in the past two years or so I’m kind of glad that billion-dollar anti-terror force didn’t show up lest we have a bunch of dead Usain Bolt fans.

Were they old or young, just curious?

The big flooding they had there in September ‘13?

I really don’t understand why people drive into obviously flooded roads. IIRC about five or so people died during the Austin floods, including a few people in their 30s who if you ask me should know better. Obviously some sort of “DO NOT DRIVE” warning needs to be incorporated into these flash flood warnings, or if…

Yeah maybe we shouldn’t be encouraging sports that in turn encourage close physical contact and touching like this *prepares for inevitable “you’re a pansy ass liberal” shitstorm*

It’s very simple - you just wanted to bring back a very Chevette-like car, called the Chevette, to slot below/replace the Sonic.

You stole this idea from Stef didn’t you?

I’ve applied from last time, would you still have my resume on file?

I don’t know if this is serious or not, it seems like Sony just completely gave up and ceded the rights back to Marvel/Disney.

*coughAndrewGarfieldcough*

Sony is rebooting Spider-Man with a female lead while Disney/Marvel goes with that guy from Civil War, interesting.

Brock called Portland a “kind of a crappy weird” place last year, The Oregonian reports.