Yup, I’m surprised Jezebel didn’t include this in the piece above. We are picking a fight with their psychopath is nemesis and apparently expecting them to pay for the consequences themselves. Swell.

Lots of modern bathrooms have finely-tuned/great lighting. Also what Yurrrr said.

Are you actually going to be impacted by an inheritance tax, or are you just one of those temporarily-embarrassed millionaires here in America have that loves to believe in whatever foolish pipe dream their billionaire republican overlords are selling them?

Your first guess was correct—he literally started a two part tweet, and forgot to actually finish it for nearly three hours. Left an entire thought and sentence dangling unfinished. Just left it hanging on “If”. Didn’t realize it for three hours.

Cuz he’s a rich white man that’s going to Make America Rich White Men Again.

He’s not even a decent family man. He now plays the doddering, dopey, imperceptive grandpa to his clearly resentful and purchased child bride, and he interacts with his grown children as if they are either his employees or creepy personal sex trophies.

Because he has managed to stick to the only policy points they truly care about: banning the illegal brown people coming here to steal their jobs, blowing up the scary brown people that are terrorizing the mountainous terrain in the Middle East, and appointing an attorney general that will help arrest the uppity brown…

I think it also, in a small way, plays into the (dumb, false) idea that states that have high minority populations (and are overwhelmingly liberal) are somehow not legit. I feel like this same crew has also made comments towards California in the same fashion, even though California’s economy helps to keep most red…

It’s “one big laid back vacationn spot” that has an economy that mainly depends on and thrives off tourism. His comment trying to discredit Hawaii and its residents as a state was stupid, and his trying to pretend like Hawaii doesn’t or shouldn’t have a say in immigration laws, in the country it is part of, when…

The opiod-addiction-to-heroin-addiction is hitting the local high schools where I live pretty bad, too. I actually live in one of the wealthiest counties in America; kids raid their parents’ medicine cabinets for funsies and what starts as exciting drugs for parties quickly turns into a bad addiction.

Hahahaha! Hey look guys, it’s a true believer in “the brown terrorists are the REAL threat!” It’s always so fun to see one of these dopes in the wild, frantically posting dumb shit on the internet whenever Fox News is on a commercial break.

Yup. I also have friends that feel like they need to tailor their convos for me—as in “I’ll stop talking about my kids now, I bet I’m boring you” which I honestly find more frustrating. We are friends! I want to hear about your life! I’m not allergic to kids! And frankly, I sometimes even find it riveting because I’m…

She doesn’t refuse to see it—she just knows there’s lots and lots of sweet stacks of cash to be made by feigning perpetual outrage and victimhood. Her idiotic fan base eats this shit right up.

WHICH IS WHAT MAKES IT SO AMAZING! To me, anyway. I wonder if/when any of them are going to start Vanderpumpin’ some babies out...

Especially when she immediately then tried to explain (defend?) her behavior by saying she has been forever labeled a home wrecker and she knows how shitty it feels when you can’t escape a label. It’s clear that whatever love they had for each other had to have been gone by then—it was needlessly cruel, especially if…

Hmm. A distraction, maybe? The Trump Admin had to know this stuff was going to come out soon—I’m sure they were asked to comment before WashPo published the article, probably a week or two ago. That’s my guess.

I did too, lmao. I’ve never heard of this billionaire dude, I literally thought she had a kid with Jermaine.

...to visit Schwartz’s amazing Floridian triplet brothers.

It is a bit shocking, but it also kind of makes sense when you look at their amazingly fugly dad. He lives in a world where the only people that must (MUST!!) live up to the ridiculous standards of the beauty industry (and society) are the women.

I do always wonder about the actual long term fallout after someone does something terrible and gets completely recked by the Internet mobs. We usually only see the immediate consequences—like them yanking their social media profiles (a small loss) to losing their jobs or businesses (a gigantic loss).