You know what, I’m going to copy&paste a really good post I saw on Tumblr. Not my words, but I wish they were because they are so right.

Shoutout to the three readers who flagged this comment as offensive.

“I mean, c’mon, think about it, Mark. That’s why we call them false flags.”

But then he would have a red flag, so he wouldn’t be red flagged for not having any red flags anymore, so that red flag would be rendered moot, which would mean he would have no red flags, which would be a red flag, which would mean his lack of red flags wasn’t a red flag anymore, which would take away his red flag,…

eating a salad as a full meal is like eating whispers

I think you’re missing the context of his tweet. Martin O’Malley, who is running for President spoke at a “netroots” conference and said “Black Lives Matter. White Lives Matter. All lives matter.”. For that, he was shouted down and booed by a crowd mainly made up of African Americans. I’m guessing that what SAS was…

All of that is true, except #1. It’s not really a strawman. He’s referring to public outcry, to which, they are no where even remotely near even.

I’m not a fan of SAS at all, but I don’t see the problem with the tweet. Please enlighten me.

You know who else lost a family feud? Odin Lloyd.

Can’t even call it Rodney Peete’s family? The Lions just can't win anything...

Each time the phrase “Survey says!” was uttered, the Gronks kept mishearing it as “Cervezas!” and Yo Soy Fiesta took over.

Minor correction - “when well-to-do white moms do this shit...”

I have VERY clear memories of being a preschooler and wandering way out in the woods, digging in streams and wheat fields with the other neighborhood kids with NO parents in sight. I can even remember, once I learned to ride my bike, riding down the side of a very busy highway/street down about a mile towards a gas…

What about a supergroup with Stephen Jenkins, Ryan Adams, Bryan Adams, & Stephen Perkins? Their album can be all songs mistaken for other songs.

You are literally more upset at the fact that TMZ referred to Caitlyn Jenner as “Bruce” than the fact that she KILLED SOMEBODY. Thank you for once again proving social justice activists are sociopaths.

Laughing about tragedy is the point of humor. It’s the absurdity that makes it humorous.

Just imagined it. It’d be great except for all the criminals roaming our streets and committing crimes. I’ll take the low crime country we enjoy today, thank you very much

Nope. I’d totally be into that. Although I guess that negates the part where it is rape. my aversion to prison rape is 90% gay panic.

I don’t understand this though... Why? I mean, the Obama’s are a super attractive couple and all, but like Jimmy and Rosalynn have been married since ‘46. And they still build houses and shit.

FBI, ORGANIZED CRIME UNIT: Alright Gatling, spill the beans. Who’re you working with?