I mean her costume wasn’t racist, her bf on the other hand....

Mr. Poopy Butthole on Rick and Morty

Are you from Argentina? Does your dad have a German accent?

I’ll never forgive him for writing Alien:Ressurection and blaming how shitty it was on the director. You wrote that awful clone version of Ripley, own it.

It’s possible to be a feminist and not want to endorse Clinton.

Clinton at the debate yesterday was what I’ve been waiting for. Last night was the first time I said to myself “I like her”, and she secured my vote.

Imagine if the article was about how Islam made him a better actor, would you attack him for it or no.

I’m 28 and I still avoid sewer drains at night

This is like every teacher from my military school except not as offensive/physically abusive/openly racist. Don’t send your kids to military school, folks. Your kid will either become the epitome of American propaganda or anti authority as fuck. I’m both anti authority and anti anti authority fuck you.

Is the baby hyena you're referring to Trump or Clinton?

I used to get it all the time but it's been about a year and a half since I last got one. Towards the end, after I'd done some research on it, I would recognize I was dreaming half the time and would usually be able to take full control of my dream. It was awesome and I miss it.

I really don't understand why so many male feminists feel the need to call men dumb and aggressive and praise women like they're these hyper intelligent demi-gods

They need like three insulin shots a day. It happens to skinny cats too. They get used to it but good luck finding someone to cat sit for you.

Does anyone else have to remove their cats from the room before you have sex/maturbate? They just stare like they know what’s going on.

It's usually done by me mentally ill people

So you're implying gender dysphoria is a mental illness?

Orgies> threesomes. Less responsibility and surprisingly more intimate.

Orgies> threesomes. Less responsibility and surprisingly more intimate.

My girlfriend’s friend used to bang him, she looks like the opposite of LD. Dude was pretty chill and bought me a lot of booze.

Well it's definitely the best women's soccer league in the US.