Hauling just mattresses is child’s play.

Sorry not funny. I just saw this today:

You don’t need fancy new technology to bend your phone...

Its a thing now for complexes and neighborhoods (aka bitch ass HOA’s) to have stupid shit in their rules. From trash cans not being out so far to stuff like this. On one hand I get it. Who wants to drive through and see cars sitting on bricks, spiderwebs under them etc. A lot of people use car ports in complexes as…

Read the paperwork bro, you gave Mark Zuckerberg the right of prima nocta to all your children.

It’s on a piece of paper that means its the right thing.

It hurts me so much that this is now true.

I’m sorry to tell you this Andrew but thinking of buying 100 cheap cars if you had $121,000 to spend is a clear symptom of Davidtracyitis. It is terminal and there is no cure. My recommendation is a large acreage and a prescription for PB Blaster. Godspeed.

Performance isn’t really the issue here. Whoever dropped that kind of coin on a car like this is putting it in bubble wrap for a few years hoping to flip it. Wherever it shows up, it’s riding a trailer. 

He’s suing for $9k, not because he was locked in a bathroom, but because they reneged on a deal they made. This seems reasonable, and also doesn’t seem to be factoring cost increases. Next time, promise the guy food for a month to start, and don’t promise what you can’t deliver.

Yeah, 100%.

I’m not taking Brooner’s side, but I fail to see how a twenty-odd year old sexual assault conviction is relevant to this matter...

Beto is definitely one of the guys in college who still wore shorts in the winter.

I don’t see anything wrong with that--looks like a lovely day! /Canadian

I’m trying very hard not to imagine all the fluids and solids and things zipping weightlessly around the capsule chamber. How could this ever be a good idea?

Plus these idiots are talking about sending a woman close to term into space and THEN bringing her back with the newborn. Ignoring solar radiation, the gforces of take off and landing are pretty punishing to adults in peak health when they go right (a comonaut shattered all his teeth on reentry when his landing…

Sign at theme park:
Do not ride if pregnant.

Ad from NASA:
Looking for pregnant woman to launch into space.

“SpaceLife Origin is looking to make this ‘dream’ [giving birth in outer space] a ‘reality’...”

Birthing space babies seems tricky:

I make honking noises every time I squeeze my nipples. Anyways, what’s this article about?

And every time that stunt guy got shot with a blaster he did a Wilhelm scream. So unprofessional