I knew a library that had a horrible late fee policy. If you aquired a certain amount of debt, you were banned from the library. The problem with that were parents who borrowed books on their children’s cards. Sometimes the children in question were so young when it happened, they didn’t even remember it (or their…

This is what I imagined the great hall in Hogwarts to look like.

In the original olympics everyone was naked.

Do they have a special left-handed league?

India already has Mallakhamb.

The orginial Greek gymnasts were all naked.

There’re the gay games. They do a lot of stuff the olympics won’t do.

I’m not sure if that falls under pole dancing, but I once saw a guy randomly hanging sideways from a sign pole like a flag. It was unexpected but very impressive.

That is actually true for pineapples. While you eat them, their acids are trying to eat you.

Lotte Lenya, who played her, was only 5'4 so she likely had smaller feet than Melania. But she was also 20 years older than Melania is now.

Their Ivanka looks a lot like Kellyanne Conway.

“Congratulations! You made the baseball team! Which position do you prefer?”

Manufacturers of the finest droids since 1927.

Rosa Klebb had dagger shoes — in the Bond movie From Russia with love of all things.

I, personally, prefer the SAFE test.

Aren’t girl by definition underage?

A cult that’s a mix of malpractised BDSM and a pyramid sceme.

That name looks as if something fell on his keyboard and he just went with it.

They still publish it, also available as kindle or audio book. The kindle version is only 99 cents.

Ingersol Lockwood sounds like a pseudonym Lockhart would use in the muggle world. He probably stole that story from the doctor while he was doing that cover-up stint at Hogwarts.