I once ate a whole poo and I’m completely fine. Totally normal.

Who cares about the shit eating Coke drinkers? Pepsi RULES! (Ducks) Lol. Suddenly transformed, but I can swing either way. Wait.......

I drank six 12oz cans of Diet Coke every day for decades. I once calculated that the empty cans held enough aluminum to build a medium-sized light aircraft. About a year ago I went cold turkey just on general principles; I don’t feel any different physically, but I do feel sort of smug when I read stories like this…

So you don’t want the #1 country in the world to receive tourism dollars, likely you also don’t know that tourism is one of the top 3 employers in 29 states. Or that it is equal to about US$7.6 trillion (10% of global GDP) as of 2015. The total contribution of Travel & Tourism to United States GDP was US$1,402.6bn…

OMG you are such an idiot. Do you manage to figure out how to put on your own clothes every day too?

Please help us, oh brothers and sisters to the north. WE know not how our leaders think. We need you now more than ever!

As a Canadian, let me get this straight...