And it wouldn’t be a Xanderpuss comment unless he was complaining about someone pointing out inequality.

Wait what? I am confused. All these damn ads in-between the paragraphs made this almost nonsensical to read.

I felt like I HAD been kicked in the junk after TFA. It truly was a theme park ride without the rollercoaster.

Well, a list at the very least

Yeah, A) not including the picture of Malek-as-Mercury, but B) showing a picture of the actual Mercury as the header image is really fucking confusing.

Is she upset because they cut what was probably a full 6-minute performance into a 2-minute performance? What there was, I thought, was quite beautiful.

Maybe it’s Baby’s First Critical Analysis to suggest that Twin Peaks: The Return is an extended meditation on both itself and the original run of episodes, but that’s the most coherent interpretation I have so far. I guess the only insight less piercing than that would be “Dale Cooper symbolically represents the…

Nope, you’ve got it. Its entire gimmick is how well it replicated 80s mediocrity. I love 80s mediocrity, so it worked for me. If it had come out in the 80s, it would be fondly remembered by whoever was 12 years old when it came out, and mostly forgotten by the rest of the world.

Yes...I was also impressed by how Stranger Things managed to introduce characters by showing me those characters doing things. Boy oh boy, if you guys didn’t realize Stranger Things was the most amazing show ever produced, wait until you see how they practically invent foreshadowing!

It’s closer to being entertainment news than Big Bang Theory reviews, at least.

Well, you guys may have switched to Kinja but at least you kept your shitty video player.

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