yes, let’s completely disregard the fact it has a mod community and there is no way they are all 9 year olds. Stop stereotyping.

Slight creeper redesign

I think it’s just because there are always people who says ‘Ugh, I’ll never play it” who then see someone playing it and think “I want to try it, actually!” It’s a very easy game to get into and you make it what you want.

It’s ascended. It’s no longer like Angry Birds or CoD, we know those things will die, Minecraft is on a Pac-Man level, on a Mario level, and it’s certainly livened up gaming in the same way as those properties. And just like them it’ll be ridden for all the money possible.

So let’s see if I’ve got this straight: the security guard didn’t notice for two hours that a family was roaming the lot, opening and sitting in cars, etc., after all the employees had gone home?

awesome! Drop me a line at fahey@kotaku.com when they do, I can PayPal shipping and such. :)

They come out in August, I’m totally down to send some!

I ASK EVERY YEAR AND NO ONE SENDS!

only clicked because i thought from that thumbnail george rr martin was celebrity snacktaku host.

Yep. For the same reason Saturday Night Live or Mad Magazine can do it - SATIRE!

“False flag! Wake up sheeple!”

Dude, this isn’t the firefighters fault. The fire was too fast moving due to the winds. According to the LA Times, the fire department was already in the area trying to put out the fire when the wind blew embers across the highway and it all went up like the fourth of July. No one expected that to happen, no one…

So once again, some dickhead decided that their fun with their drone was more important than everyone else. Way to go, assholes, you just gave the government another excuse to clamp down on drones for those of us who actually use them for non-idiotic purposes. We’ll likely get some legislation now banning their use or…

One good drop along the freeway was all they needed.

Yes, I believe precedence has been set already...

You mean this isn’t canon? Forget it, then.

I think this falls under Fair Use because it’s parody.

The video was captured on a Go-No. 2-Like-a-Pro cam.

Thanks to that video, I now know what it would look like if someone had a massive diarrhea explosion on a 1,975 foot water slide.