I started my ex’s kid at 9. depends on how mature the kid is though.

Step one, throw mac in trash. Step two, buy PC.

Martial arts FTW. If you can find a good teacher it can change your life. I do aikido and kempo 5 days a week and I have never felt better.

I was, but then immediately rehired to a different position in another department. And this is the internets, I can use whatever foul language I please! I ultimately left to pursue more a profitable career, and because I got tired of working with inept people for a company that shipped all of its tech support to the…

If its a clickbaity Gizmodo article?

HAHAHA yes so true. I saw it first hand many many times. they don’t give a shit about their customers, only shareholders.

I worked at Intuit for 4 years. Brad and his ilk are the most fake, sanctimonious group of jackoffs I have ever met. They espouse this super fake family type atmosphere, but then are quick to lay people off and only promote those who know whose ass to kiss. Fuck him, and fuck Intuit.

I own an albino California kingsnake. Lampropeltus Getula Californae. She is evil. She loves to bite me and musk all over the place every time you touch her.

Arguing with Trump supporters is useless. They fall into two camps in my experience: those who are simply politically ignorant, and have no idea what is going on in the world around them and how ridiculous the things he says really are, or they are actually truly accepting or encouraging of the idea of a pro white,…

It isnt really the same situation. I by no means a fan of the current administration, in fact about as far opposite of that as possible, but it really is not a comparable fuck up/blatant display of dishonesty.

I already saw this story all over my preferred news outlets, but damn if your headline didn’t make me literally LOL. Thank you.

Ahhhh, now this, this is the brilliant beacon of shining, hopeful journalism I come to Gizmodo for. Truly an island of thought provoking exceptionalism in a sea of fake news and clickbait. Thank you from the bottom of my heart.

Ahhhh the ‘tussin. Good ol’ robotrippin.

Darwinian theory at work.

I have eaten carpenter ants and grasshoppers covered in chocolate. Both were quite good and If I could find them I would eat them again.

Read Giz of course!

its not really like the spider thought, I am going to suspend this rock. It just was light enough to get hauled up. Still way cool. Spiders are fascinating, I love my tarantula!

SO. MUCH. NOPE.