I’ll have you know that white people built every aspect of your life.

We may be due a “best gaming sky of all time” post... with my vote going to Halo.

Counterpoint: fuck supporting these archaic institutions. Religions causes far more problems than they solve

So you put out right at the front that nobody worth listening to expects an economic downturn in the next year, but you’re still running an article with advice on what to do on the eve of a downturn with a picture of Trump under giant red numbers?

It’s hilarious the type of people that are looked up to. If this community instead followed the likes of Tim Ferriss and stopped complaining about the system and the man, a lot of your economical and social issues would be sorted out.

Johnny Depp is a national treasure.

“the weird boat cruise ride you go on when the line to Space Mountain is too long” - Anyone else remember when Newswires were actually funny, and not just cluster bombs of random snark?

It’s definitely a bizarre redacting of history; I think the success of the first films hinged in no small part on his performance. I mean anyone is more than welcome to hate him or not I guess, but these sites are so arbitrary and fickle in their discrimination.

It’s not really necessary for you to pretend like people didn’t enjoy Depp in this role for many, many years. You aren’t fooling anyone by trying.

I had UPS claim they couldn’t make it to my door so they couldn’t deliver. I have a triple-wide driveway and an open yard full of grass 10 yards from the road...couldn’t be delivered...

If I were to blatantly lie in my job, like the delivery services are lying about having delivered a package, I would no longer have that job.  I get that “stuff” happens, and packages don’t make it on time, but saying it’s delivered when it obviously is not is a completely different situation.

genuinely can’t wait to hate watch this on edibles in the middle of the day and laugh like de niro in cape fear.

That's real mature lol. You also ignore the facts. This will go over 100 mph when done, and it will have many cars at a time. 

Chinese CGI always looks so astoundingly cheap and bad. Do they just not mind? Is it just a different cultural expectation of quality?

I do suck at smash, but the difficulty was very inconsistent. Sometimes they’d kill themselves stupidly and other times they’d play very fast and counter moves then block my recovery from the edge of stage.

Yeah seriously, I died to Pauletina like 5 times and was wondering if it really had just been that long since I’ve played smash or if I just wasn’t cut out for smash or something.

Once you fight Falco, you’ll start to wonder if this game has a hidden 12.9 difficulty setting you can’t access.

People have been complaining about challenger difficulty? That makes me feel way better. I thought I just really sucked at smash. Probably both, tbh

Since ive been working full time with very little consistent days off I have been longing for an emotional game that is short to make me feel like I experienced someones complete vision. This looks right up my alley

How about we just stop paying employees and have customers front their entire salaries.