“Also, how can anybody get behind fucking the customers life up over a $3 tip. “

What burps25 said. Plus, you were late this week.

And the mascot would be the Mexican Bee Guy from the Simpsons.

One of the regulars put together a FAQ that covers this stuff, but to paraphrase it, it’s that no matter how much of an asshole someone is in one of these stories, some commenter will come up with a way of justifying the asshole’s behaviour.

It really isn’t. Not in the form of mixed drinks over many hours. I could do that easily without being visibly drunk, although I certainly wouldn’t (& shouldn’t) be attempting to drive in that state.

They really fucking did. It was amazing.

And dancing chillies!

And indeed, something like five different commenters have gone Pinkham’s Law on the margaritas.

It’s amazing how quickly the Pinkham’s Law comments came in this week. It’s up to about five different commenters on the margarita drivers, FFS. It’s like they were sitting there hitting F5 continuously, waiting for BCO to appear so they could complain about something. Oh well, hopefully it’ll take longer next week,…

A traditional response is: “Queen Elizabeth of England?”

The theme would be bees, obviously!

He wouldn’t have been able to describe the car to the cops if he hadn’t followed them out.

“Getting stiffed was the catalyst for this, not doing the right thing.”

Most of the staff at my favourite sushi place are Chinese, but I’m sure that a lot of the clientele can’t tell the difference.

SO MUCH JUSTICE!1!!1!!

Indeed. Isn’t it the whole point of monogrammed thermoses to be memory aids for those prone to forgetting their name?

They’re there; I’ve already seen a couple.

I love the ‘Spatin’ one, because I have a couple of friends who’re language geeks who know Latin, would totally do that, & it’d be hilarious.