Aw... Godamnit, I was looking forward to Pinkham seeing that comment.

No worries! Just use as much of the deliciously sweet & creamy magical roast garlic paste as suits your palate! You’ll be glad you did.

Even “antidisestablishmentarianism” is probably used more often. (And, ironically, is actually a word that should be used way more often than it is in stories about American politics.)

With very fresh beef that’s never been frozen, & was chopped up in front of you.

“He insulted Skyline Chili for god’s sake, can you trust his opinion about anything after that?”

“Chalky Death = my new band name.”

Ugh. The term “human resources” was invented for a reason. :/

Yes, there is such a thing as “too drunk.”

“But they also said they wouldn’t touch anything that’s been through a grinder unless it’s been thoroughly cooked.”

I’m with you on the raw white meat, but honestly, fresh, good quality raw beef or lamb is really good. If you like sashimi, you’re probably going to enjoy gyushimi or carpaccio.

KAZOOOOOOOOOOOS!

You’re right; raw white meat is even worse. But would anyone be insane enough to eat ground chicken or turkey?

The trick is to squeeze out the bulb & spread the mushy roast garlic paste onto your slices of whatever. The right amounts obviously varies according to taste.

TRUTH! Beef tartare. Gyusashi. (Oh god, gyusashi! *drool*) Carpaccio. All delicious. Raw ground from a supermarket that’s been sitting around for who knows how long? - FUCK NO.

“And as much as I love garlic, not sure I’d want an entire garlic bulb.”

“going to be randomly blurting out “KAZOOOOOS!” for the rest of the day.”

“You’re absolutely right, ma’am, that IS a baked potato!” Then, leaning down in an almost conspiratorial fashion, he pointed towards the kitchen and said, “Don’t let them fool you!”

That’s a German thing too. My German next door neighbours when I was a kid used to serve it up sometimes, & it’s pretty good.

Raw hamburger meat (unless you actually ground it yourself) might be the most dangerous possible form of meat to eat, & even then, you sure as hell wouldn’t wait more than a few minutes to eat it. What a fucking maroon.

You voted for Palin, didn’t you?