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Car sales are now about 38 percent of the market.

I appreciate the bottle is trying to take her eyeball out, because it is French.

For all intensive purposes, cow downing is all the rage in rural areas.

“I’m the only white person who owns and lives on this street.”

I must be missing the part where you blame the assailant for the attack.

They’re not medical personnel.

Not in the middle of a terrorist attack (and this white supremist is indeed a terrorist). Emergency personnel themselves would give that advice. If you’re unfortunate enough to wind up in the middle of any sort of act of public mass violence: if you are able to run, you are supposed to RUN. This is recommended to

I’d love to hear them say “We don’t like each other anymore. No, we’re not the best of friends, it isn’t amicable...

Yeah, that’s like saying, “I’m allergic to gluten. Except for bow-tie pasta.”

I saw this comment on a similar article elsewhere and I love it so much that I want to share:

Whatever it takes for him to stop hitting women.

This is the root.

Considering so much of the current administration’s motivation seems to be undoing anything Obama related, it makes sense that Emanuel is fighting it. He helped Obama so it’s his legacy being attacked as well.

I think it’s some kind of sad “My life is miserable but I’m too boring to get an actual hobby so I’ll pretend I run a business” nonsense. Just drink heavily like the rest of us and stop trying to sell me charm bracelets and supplements, Becky.

His acting career may have taken a dip, but he’s doing really great production work with his company, Plan B. They produced Moonlight, 12 Years a Slave, The Lost City of Z. They take on serious films that are too risky for studios. If he wants to star in a movie, he can produce it himself. Idon’t think he gets

Now, the lady behind her in the purple vagina dress, on the other hand...

Check out Wentworth, its pretty great and is far superior to OITNB.

Poodles of disposable income” = my favorite autocorrect ever