They moved up his exit date to May 13th. So, alas, only a few more weeks of Kelly lobbing pitches at Michael’s head.

He is getting out sooner. His last day is May 13th.

This was not a thing.

Haha. That expression is priceless.

Ripa is ripping him appart

She’s being a total asshole.

My take away from this article is that the type of person who leaves Yelp reviews are human garbage.

I mean, when I was vegan the only thing I craved was human flesh. I think that is just a thing.

Vegans are against murder. Unless it’s the murder of humans that are killing animals for food.

How do you know when someone is a vegan?

I don’t know why that’s so funny this morning, but I’m wheezing now from laughing so hard.

Unpopular opinion: I HATE THE PROPERTY BROTHERS.

“LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO!” while the child’s broken and bleeding on the ground.

“I have been physically abused, and I believe all of this is emotional abuse. Ariel should ask herself, ‘has Ariel ever raised a hand to her mother? Has Ariel ever done anything she’s ashamed of to her mother?’”

Seriously though, if anyone wasn’t convinced of his attractiveness, the fact that he still managed to be hot on that show should be enough.

Omigod I forgot about that - ditto!

I got pants feelings and was really embarrassed. :(

The surprise guest appearance of Chris Pine in First Day of Camp made me ugly laugh.

I don’t doubt it. They seem very much like a team when it comes to their business at least. And frankly, they compliment each other in that area hugely. How they are behind closed doors - who knows - but musically and professionally I dont doubt they work intimately together.