Shroomish is a Goomba, Qwilfish is a Cheep Cheep. Looks like Psyduck is supposed to be a Hammer Bro.

it’s a joke. There is a very, very strong case to be made for Messi as “greatest of all time” (I 100% believe that he is) whereas Pulisic is still a prospect in development, albeit a very promising one. If Pulisic completely fulfills his potential, he will definitely be the best US player ever, but that could still be…

quit when you’re not as far behind as you would be otherwise

I have this mpow and it’s a good little speaker for what it is, but it kind of has the same problem. It greets you with a nice, loud “Power On” when you first fire it up.

I have this mpow and it’s a good little speaker for what it is, but it kind of has the same problem. It greets you…

shut the fuck up Donny

dogg I ain’t even watch Stranger Things the first time around

as compared to when, release? I probably haven’t played in a year or more, but I’ve at least seen what the game looks like with all the different loadouts, hats, crates, costumes, taunts, etc. etc.

well I guess I’m just not too bright huh

nahhh man, you know...like a citizen of the ‘net!

sorry Netizen, I’m gonna go with the schedule posted on mlb.com

I’ve played a lot of super smash bros and smoked a lot of pot (often at the same time!), and I think this is a match made in heaven

I know I’m 40,000 years behind the times, but I’m still deciding whether I should buy Overwatch. I LOVED TF2, thought it was about the best (or at least most fun) online multiplayer shooter I have ever played, even though I haven’t played in a while.

I’ve never played Overwatch, but you’re making it sound an awful lot like Team Fortress 2. Is there anything to that?

did he run like that when he played for the Gators? I remember him beating UGA like a damn gong, but I sure don’t remember him looking like such a dork doing it...

What, no make-out with tongue? Why you giving your old dad the cold shoulder?

I’ve heard the kids are “smashing” the like button these days

“...that is not a dirty play” - the color guy

I’ve been to see them “twice”. First time, I was about 4 and I fell asleep in my mom’s lap toward the end of the show (at a rock concert?! go figure) so I don’t really think it counts so much.

that fuckin Harmonica has been sitting in front of his face for damn near 60 years and he still has no idea what to do with it

Lily, Rosemary, and the Jack of Hearts has a running time of 8:51, or about 5 to 6 minutes longer than it has any right to be. It’s always the decisive battle in the war of “Am I gonna make it all the way through this listen of Blood on the Tracks”?