Well he was never gonna compare favorably in that situation. Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers rock fuckin face
noodlejab
noodlejab
put a seat on it and face forward as you ride it
all sports reporters should be fitted with a collar that electrocutes the shit out of them if they say “talk about”
ok but now where am I gonna keep my pictionary set
I’m a wanker...I’m boring...I don’t stream
I will be playing The Witcher 3. I just gave Keria Metz some of that Good Dick (tm) last night, so I’m excited to see where my adventure will take me this weekend.
there must have been a second Carleo
and Bart Simpson has been in the 4th grade since 1988
well done. I first saw this joke as being about a young man from Afghanistan moving to play for Liverpool. Glad to see it works for other sports and countries as well
“ditto”
Has anybody ever played Chariot? I have it for XB1 but it’s on all machines I think. Delightful little 1 or 2 person puzzle-platformer game. I didn’t play it with my SO, but I did play it a lot with one of my friends who is not into games at all and he loved it.
god you’re cruel
oh yeah I guess there’s more than one. I was going for the Jerry - he of the Dallas Cowboys
I keep oscillating back and forth between “It’s gotta be Jerry” and “No it can’t be Jerry that’s way too obvious”
yeah you sometimes have to wait a little bit, but you can get them lots of places. I took an uber (or maybe a lyft? who knows) from my hotel to a wedding in Newnan, GA this summer, and that is a fuckin tiny podunk town
Wow what a crazy manhunt this has been, all in under 24 hours! When will people learn that anything and everything you do in a major sports stadium is somehow going to be captured on one or more cameras
The girl told detectives that she massaged his back legs
Honestly, I don’t even think they’d have to hit him to rule interference. This is a little bit of hypothetical here, so bear with me: if the beer had been thrown just a bit sooner, then passed so close that it caused him to flinch & drop the ball, there would still be a very strong argument for interference. That…
Your answer: Yes. I just got the rare achievement pop on “Trifecta” (get a save, goal, and assist in a single game) in Rocket League. This is by no means an uncommon occurrence; a good player can do this almost every game. However, this achievement just released today so I guess I was among the first few thousand to…