I know I posted an earlier, unfinished version of this on Jezebel, but it still applies.

Though, technically it is an explosion. One of the definitions of explosion is “a violent expansion in which energy is transmitted outward as a shock wave.” Which is what this is...

things they apparently don’t need: access to healthcare, treatment for std’s, reproductive education, cancer screening, contraceptives, advocates and allies.

And then someone did this.

Yeah, I don’t think idiots like you should be dictating to any scientist what does or doesn’t constitute worthwhile research. Leave the intelligent things to the intelligent people, moron.

So the XKCD comic has finally come to pass

You know what’s even more crazier pressure?

Maintaining my 4.0 GPA.

I work as a medical biller and finally lost my shit one day on a patient who wanted to pay in-network for an out-of-network doctor. I’d been over and over that they had to pay more if they wanted to keep coming. Like, we can’t accept $25 for an appointment. So they said: “we really adore her and we’d appreciate it if…

“There an asshole”

We just don’t that the word is there - it’s been obscured

This stops now. Time to mobilize. If you haven’t already seen it check this out. It is a guide on how to effectively lobby congress. Your reproductive health demands it.

No, very funny. Because turning water into wine is a national priority.

Cute, but doesn’t change the fact that the people elected by the two major (only viable ones, really) parties are the “real candidates”, no matter how much we dislike them.

Aerosols: I guess anyone with an asthma inhaler is not attending.

That’s not over-population. That’s high density. Completely different issue.

I don’t like soup

Yeah... by all the other people in the gym who are wearing their Sunday best to sweat in, I’m sure.

And yet still thinner than your mom.