I think this season has been quite a step up from the previous 2 (or 3). Sure it’s not as heartfelt as it once was, but there have been some really funny ones this year.

I didn’t think I would ever say this, but I think Modern Family is kind of underrated nowadays.

Can we talk about the actual good shows ABC aired tonight Blackish and The Middle.

is this thing still on?

I want a talk show to devote an entire episode to reading Trump speeches out loud. No commentary, just transcripts, looking straight at the camera, deadpan as hell, reciting the president.

I would like to get this printed on laminated cards I can hand out at family gatherings. My one regret is that I have but one star to give

Hey, friendly reminder.

I didn’t know having a dying/dead beloved father gave me a license to be a hypocritical blowhard.

I’m beginning to think Meghan McCain is a bit of an asshole

Here’s the full joke, since you can’t be bothered to google it:

Dum dum, a smokey eye is a make up technique (google it, I’m sure you can find some tutorials) and the joke was that her make up looked good. The joke is a direct jab at her being a transparently bad liar not her appearance.

Maybe listen to, or look at a transcript of what was actually said before treating us to your performative feminism?

She didn’t insult her appearance at all. If you think she did that’s on you and you’re buying into what these assholes want you to believe. Her use of “perfect smoky eye” was saying that it was created from the ashes of truth burning and that was it in regards to appearance.

god if only. this song is clearly a joke, but his dumbass tweets aren’t.

No shit it was a troll.

It would be a shame if countries that we always support were to lobby against the U.S. bid.

And exercising is nothing but the callow privilege of working when you don’t have to. And flavorful food is nothing but the callow privilege of deriving pleasure from nutrition.

I saw the trailer in front of A Quiet Place. It was definitely creepy, but any unsettling feeling was immediately undercut by my realization that the high school kid was from the recent Jumanji movie. 

Sarcasm is about the farthest thing she needs to be concerning her tiny brain with right now.

The ability of the American Right to miss the point of any discussion that makes them look bad is truly truly impressive. Most of the time they’re intentionally missing the point, of course: it’s basically a performance-art version of “im 12 and what is this.” They’ve learned that their voters/followers/sycophants…