crazy to think that someday we will all crawl into that huge pink mouth and huddle behind the shattered and tilted peaks of his teeth along the rolling wet hills of his McDonald’s-impacted gum line as he leaps, naked, out into space on a trajectory set for Earth 2, a quivering savior hurtling spread eagle through the…

I can’t find video of it but if you owned Smash Brothers for the n64, selected computer control for four jigglypuffs at the lowest ability setting, you ended up with a match in which it is plausible that our president is at the controls.... Jigglypuffs walking off platforms, not knowing how to get on the platform and…

I’d be all for him refusing the “honor” if his reasoning for his protest wasn’t, y’know, horseshit.

If you were a good and faithful American, you’d slather a cup and a half of mayo on each bun to prevent them from soaking up the burger juice.

Well I always like to be politically correct, so my cheese is on the top, bottom and middle.

Specially when I use waffles for buns, I like the cheese to melt into the little ‘pockets’.

Asking Trey Parker to be self-aware is like asking a horse to ride a skateboard. Neither will succeed and you’ll feel embarrassed for watching.

You sure you guys weren’t just watching Twin Peaks?

So, first off, Donald Trump is an asshole.

This is Very Good Kinja.

From Blazers Edge:

This is the only correct answer...

Before choosing to watch my favorite team on television, I, like most sports fans, apply a strict political litmus test on the ideological philosophy of the network broadcasting the game.

Too late, the noxious meme has been pumped into the dead-ender closed-loop ecosystem, where it will linger until the heat death of the universe. It is now beyond our reach, and it’s our job to recognize that arguing with your uncle or your redneck high school classmate about it on Facebook is wasted time in its purest…

And having zero turnovers.

Spicy. Thai.

on Vine, unfortunately

All we learned was that the best place to hide is where we get coffee. Seeing as how shitty our coffee is, I can’t argue with the logic of hiding there.

Yeah, “Old Bay Area White Guy” being racist isn’t, like, hugely shocking.

Rent To Own: Lobster Meat (Me) In Temecula

What a coincidence. Incognito told his side of the story today at The Daily Stormer.