What did the moon ever do to us?

You know Joan. You don’t HAVE to keep bringing up the Kardashians on Dirt Big or other stories. No one is holding a gun to your head. (Or are they?—Let us know. THAT would be interesting.)

They keep accidentally (or maybe Freudian-ly) keep pointing their weapons at each other.  Even my dumb ass knows not to do that. 

Oh my kids wanted the Bigfoot statue sooo bad when they were little. 

SSpartans would've left him to die since he would be considered useless. 

Ummm....I have never seen a garage pull look like that. 

Wow, Graham is really losing his head over this.

Jax didn’t do a 360; he did a 180. A 360 would have him end up being nice and again. Sorry for being pedantic.

Well that certainly put the barf in Barf bag.  

It's okay if it's his own head.  Or if his head is up someone else's.  

Try being 48. 

Well it's interesting how the entire message changes when you have all the info.  

Once my kids faced forward they went to the side.  I saw a show where a log from a truck went through the windshield of the car behind it.  The baby seat was facing backwards and was strong enough to keep the kid safe.  My fear is that once they are forward, a metal pole or a log would impale them if they were in the…

Oh I loved that as a kid! As a parent, I shudder. 

I had a metal in 73-74 when my parents got into a bad car accident without me.  My mom said she looked at the car seat and cried.  If I had been in it at the time, I would've been a mangled mess. 

This is why I only like turkey. Every one knows Bologna is made from lips and assholes.

I wonder if the guy in charge of headers is pissed at Tucker.

That whole,”I wasn’t hiding; I was inspecting the bunker” crap reminds me when I took my 5 year old nephew to see Jurassic Park and he climbed he “wasn’t scared” he was “stretching” as he hid behind the seat in front of him. 

Did the horses have names? 

OMG.  I thought it was just me.  How dare she mimic my girl Alexis?