I remember buying PS Gitano jeans from Montgomery Wards. Talk about being old. 

I read that 3 times and it still seemed weird to me. I'm glad I'm not the only on . 

I wanna ride a pony.  

My son is 12 and has autism.  He still wears pull ups at night because even with everything we tried he will still randomly wet the bed. 

Your reasoning would be the logical sane conclusion. But these are Trump supporters. 

He is either not taking it or, if he is taking it, he is gonna die and his fan base will say it was a DNC conspiracy and they (the mysterious they) actually poisoned him. 

Why can’t I fail upward like these mouth breathers? (Disclaimer: I am not disparaging mouth breathers because of sinus/breathing issues. #notallmouthbreathers)

I didn’t get to try funnel cake until I was in my mid 20's. 

I have never had a Dole Whip. 

Cruises can be cesspools in the best of times. Why would you go on a one during pandemic?

hot t fudg .

Covid has standards. 

My husband will fill the dishwasher and then I have to redo it so more dishes can actually fit. We’ve lives together for 19 years. Still hasn’t done it right yet.

It's not like the news hasn't been telling people over and over about giving it to vulnerable populations.  I mean everyday goddamn day.  

OMG I forgot about the Kitchen Witch.  I don't what a sterile looking kitchen, but it needs to have a lot of light. 

My husband has always done a lot with the kids, but.....I'm a teacher so I teach my students and then I get my kids to do their work. And then I clean up after everyone while my husband works upstairs.  He does do the grocery shopping (and keeps bringing the wrong things) and he does acknowledge that I am doing the…

I'm shocked I tell you. Just shocked.

As a teacher, there are some big 5 year olds out there. 

I kinda feel like this Nero fiddling while Rome burn .