And you can also tell by my post that I am unable to proofread. ....🤨

I feel like this relationship is a lot sweeter and more stable than Grande/Davvidson. I rooted for them both, but this one is still going.

Hmmm the sad thing is that I have only heard of 2 of the movies on the list. Hereditary which I still want to see and First Man.

So a few weeks ago, I saw countless ads for Scientology’s tv channel. Up until that time I was blissfully unaware that they had one. I think that was my moment of making the decision to cut the cord.

Date the doorman. 

Pretty sure the gun was pleated not smocked. 

Today I was in a decent mood and Facebook reminded me that today would’ve been my brother's 44th borthday. He died 1.5 years ago.  Thanks FB.  

The Obamas

Mmeanwhile, where my husband works their interns make 30-40 dollars an hour.  I teach and hold 3 degrees.  I dont make that much. 

I keep reading the damn title as “with condoms” instead of “with conditions.” And now I don’t even want to read the article because it wont nearly be as interesting as I thought it would be.

Where's Dexter when you need him?

I would like to think so. But...a few months ago, I thought I was opening a door, but I was talking to my daughter and put my hand on another women’s breast. Now she knew it was an accident; we both did the embarrassed laugh and “OMG, you just felt me up and didnt even buy me dinner!” “I’m so sorry!” and then slinked…

Ugh. I was born and raised in the midwest and even I know tmyou put a kettle on!

I drink a cup of coffee every morning. But tea? Tea is for living. 

Please tell me this is the logic they are using for Herr Trump. 

I thought standing behind a horse was a bad idea? Like the horse could seriously kick you? I mean 45, you do you and stand there as long as your shriveled heart desires. 

I'm like 28 Days had a rehab scene? I don't remember a.....ooohhhh, I'm thinking of 28 Days Later....my bad. Carry on.  

You won my heart with Arnold Horshack. 

I actually had to read the paragraph 3 times because it was a positive piece and I kept looking for the trick.