Just so we’re clear: like everything on Red Bull TV, a bunch of rich white people put themselves in danger for no reason, and spent thousands of dollars to do so, and we’re supposed to be impressed because they did something that 17 people on the entire planet even have the opportunity to do (or care about), and did…

Some more suggestions: (some of which I’d actually pay to see)

Ahh, weird. Why not just use whole numbers? And who gets to decide how “hard” something is? Do they just get real awesome climbers to try it and they vote or something?

Oh so 5.14 is “higher” than 5.5...like it’s a decimal system but for whatever reason doesn’t use regular decimals. Like that’s a 14 and not .14?

Just a heads up, you may have to be a Prime user to get this deal. Beside the price there was a little message that said “this offer is currently available to eligible customers.”

Just a heads up, you may have to be a Prime user to get this deal. Beside the price there was a little message that…

Potential? Uh he’s long since passed that. And he’s way cooler than Phillip fucking Glass.

It’s a dumb joke, but he’s not wrong...I constantly wonder what kind of state-secrets level of shit they think they have going on. 4 seconds after they whisper the super secret code over the radio, the players line up and then immediately execute that play, thereby more or less giving away what the plan was. And it’s…

What makes you think Jordan Peterson supports violence against women?

So let me understand this...the difference between elite climbers and 8 year olds is 0.5 on a scale that goes to...well, at least 5.6? What the hell is a 3 like? Scaling K2 solo, naked, with another person on your back?

If this is the way it’s going, can we just cancel the regular Olympics then and just make it Olympic American Gladiators? I mean I understand that the Summers are by far the more boring of the 2 Olympics so they have to spice it up, but holy shit...I can’t believe esports aren’t in as well, especially given that…

Uh, “pro dunkers?”

Serious question: why would you ever need wifi control of this product? You have to go up to it to put the shit in it, and then you hit a button or two and walk away. At what point are you gonna need to adjust it, and be so far away that the only choice is to do so via your phone? Some stuff shouldn’t be “smart.” This…

Serious question: why would you ever need wifi control of this product? You have to go up to it to put the shit in…

So a bunch of dudes standing around and sort of nothing happens...how does this differ from any other soccer game?

This is just a step down the same road. We are on the darkest timeline.

Imagine my surprise when a company who’s made its money abusing people for a living goes and gets a massive payday from a country who abuses people as a way of life...

Oh man now we’re talking. Makes VTOL all the easier!

Yeah I call bullshit on several levels...first, if your management agrees on your behalf to play a festival, it’s still up to you to do your due diligence and get the details. Not difficult. Not to mention it’s your name on the bill, the buck stops with you. If they signed you up, then either figure it out or get new…

Wait I’ve got another great one...turn every airliner into VTOLs. How hard could it be to make an A380 take off and land like a Harrier? Think of all the space we’d save!

Your word: is the wrong word. It’ll shock you to know that the English invented English and that is indeed how it’s spelled in every country that speaks that language other than yours.

Oh well no one is...but I mean, they ARE the Yankees.