The only special effects you’ll find on display here are the waterworks squirting out of your peepers! But if you hate kids - watch out! In Meet the Fabelmans Little Stevie Spielberg is all grown up and putting his shitshow of a marriage to Ms. Amy Irving on full display. Sure the names have changed and it’s almost 40…

“The team at the North Pole, including star Tim Allen, was too high on their own supply of gingerbread and eggnog to recognize this movie in which Santa fights Jack Frost for control of the holiday season was on the naughty list.”

This Ghost of Christmases past absolutely loved the song and dance from this Dickens of a pleaser! “A Christmas Carol” hasn’t felt this fresh since George C. Scott put on a stocking cap and gave David Warner’s Bob Cratchett a good kick in the chestnuts - the poor galoot! Will Farrell is pure comedy and Ryan Reynolds…

Audiences will delight as this panther of a movie slinks through the night! Take note, Blake Edwards, this is how you make a sequel after a star has passed. Coogler doesn’t need to resort to deleted scenes to make this kitty purr! Although the missus’ wouldn’t shut up about her confusion of Angela Basset/Shirley…

I bailed about 6 episodes in because it felt like it was going to be a “Lost” slow jerk that led to disappointment. Happy that I did.

Came here because a friend said this happened and I was surprised to find it wasn’t on the AV Club since music news is something that they sometimes do.

Everybody wants something, just not Degrassi - it’s time to give up!

Sorry to disagree, but The Kids of Degrassi Street is a crushing bore. But it isn’t canon, so maybe it just doesn’t count.

“That happens a lot in Weird, which boasts a high enough hit-to-miss ratio in its gags to succeed as a comic biopic but can’t help milking the gags that hit until their freshness evaporates.”

Human Centipede? More like “Human, no! Indeed!”

The only things J.B. Smoove couldn’t save are the Titanic (because they didn’t allow black performers on board - I was there and know it for a fact!) and this Hindenturd of a show! Even the missus made me turn this one off and suggested we go out for a rental. We got in a car and I hit the neighbors mailbox, which…

Some films could only have been cast in one way: Screen tests were given and the losers got the parts! I’m Totally Fine with John Carpenter’s Starman, but remaking it with boobies and dead dame drama didn’t send me or the missus into outer space. 

He died across the street from Ford’s Theater, where he was shot. Today, the place where he died houses a museum and a four-story stack of every book written about Lincoln. Also, they have a gift shop where you can buy misguided merchandise like this:

I first saw her in Girls and then saw her in Stuber and thought she was someone else.

If only it was Lincoln’s bedroom. Not that the AV Club has any need to check facts or spelling, but the “Lincoln bedroom” didn’t get that name until the 1940s.

Florence Pugh is what Hayden Panettiere changed her name to when she went in to witness protection, right?

“Some fans of the series accused Connor and producers of queerbaiting, a term used to describe narrative works of fiction that use LGBTQIA+ signifiers but do not feature queer representation.”

I know what you’re trying to pull. The fix is in.

I’m pretty sure it’s “Pray” for the devil.

Just go with Carrot Top or Joe Piscopo. In both cases there would only be one person who would object.