That's not a vagina. That's a garage.

@Pannonica: Word. I live in the oasis of Charleston. You speak the truth.

Just had a nerdgasm.

Antinous: Hadrian's lover. So pretty, a city was named after him.

@mtraptor: So agree.

Now that's a weird fetish. Not to mention counter-productive.

Well, now I'm depressed...

I was waiting for someone with much more patience than I to condense the juicier parts of this. Thank you.

I made a sandwich today.

@pennies.allover: You're right. It is off topic, but a good point nonetheless.

Is there a no criticism policy at Jezebel? I'm confused.

Meh.

@rubberlobster: I admire your classical nerdism.

@SAmber: Mom?

"I'll jump in front of a bus... for history."

Is that zombie a good kisser?

I thoroughly enjoyed the slide finale of the car jumping.

I'm confused too- how is this guy famous again?