I don’t care if people make fun of any last names as long as it’s funny, but I am giving you a star because the Shyamalamadingdong joke is so stupid and lazy, it actually drives me fucking crazy.

Your version of a perfect first date is someone who is super hot, not too smart and won’t make it through successive dates?

How much does someone drink?

Side note: I love this photo. It highlights just how manipulating a single photograph can be in terms of a subject’s attitude and context. Because of the low angle the “real” Laura appears to be looking and pointing up in what could be read as an optimistic tone. Where as the large image of her, taken from a more…

Mainstream ska (the third wave) came after hair bands:

Haha, I don’t blame you!

Someone doesn’t know how the books of the gospels work.

She did the spitting right in front of the customer, it technically wasn’t that customers food yet. But throwing the food at the customer? Isn’t that assault?

Woah! No idea how I missed that.

Alien comes out the the street, War of the Worlds.

Admit it Randall, this is the only reason this post exists:

I remember the good old days before prime shipping. When they promised release date arrival I would get mine on Monday (a day earlier) because I lived so close to the center. Eventually I think someone figured out what was happening and put the kaibosh on it.

“Man, you better shut your fuck up, okay?”

I’ll go ahead and add A Head Full of Ghosts to this list. Since Oz Perkins is making the film and the book is basically the Ready Player One of horror novels (i.e. constant references to old horror works followed by the author TELLING you what that reference was)

More importantly how will it affect his pastiches, which I don’t believe he shares royalties on (could be wrong here). Dog Eat Dog and Velvet Elvis are exceptionally closed to Talking Heads and The Police in that he basically, in each case, took two original songs/grooves and mashed them into one. And those are just…

Mario Puzo’s epic saga of a man who inherits great power from his family but only truly accepts it when his father dies and he is faced with a moral struggle between good and evil. Marlon Brando kills it as usual. #supermanthemovie

Enough to know that calling this a tattoo is incredibly forgiving.

It looks incomplete and sort of weathered. Is it possible that it was temporary but used “permanent” ink? I mean, I love schadenfreude like any good AV Clubber, but this? I don’t know...

She did once (and also removed her iconic eyeliner) and everyone flipped out and thought her face morphed into someone else. So now she’s back to eyeliner and lemons. 

If they want to actually do something interesting, any reboot moving forward should be directed/written by the opposite gender(s) from that of the original.