“”People” like Coldplay and voted for the Nazis. You can’t trust “people”, Jeremy.”

The way so many people develop real and severe animus for characters they watch on screens is one of the more unnerving aspects of humanity these days. I know the story of people freaking out the first time they saw a film of a train moving toward the audience is an urban legend, but I honestly feel like a…

WHY NOT:

Looking forward to Salem’s Lot

Riker was a horndog. Half the 32nd century characters are probably his descendants.

There’s probably an entire planet of Rikers out there. Just Riker manoeuvring around 

>Chase was frequently trying to mock-fight him and was goading McHale to hit him harder before McHale dislocated the older actor’s shoulder.

“Advanced Horseplay” sounds like it could have been the title of that never-seen, referenced-in-clip-shows Western episode

I will say Chevy Chase being an asshole was used to brilliant effect on the show at times, particularly in the D&D episode 

There shouldn’t be anything else going on on-stage while this is running.  Just run the video.  Nothing should distract from the remembrance.

I am just not feeling any excitement to Furiosa. I know others are digging what they’ve seen so far and are looking forward to it, so more power to them. But the trailer, the photos, nothing is getting to me. The Nicolas Cage Trailer Arcadian gave me a better first impression, and I’m more curious to see that. At…

Harry Kim getting a promotion? Look, I can only suspend my disbelief so far.

I am glad none of this happened.

“Harry Kim appeared as the captain of the Voyager-B in the first draft of Frontier Day.

Imagine being that level of perfectionist and your resulting filmography being as utterly mediocre as Ratner’s... I’d almost feel sorry for him, if not for all the credible accusations of rape and harassment.

A shaman, a mortician and a geomancer walk into a bar....

I have a super good cut of Madame Web, but unfortunately, it’s with my girlfriend who lives in Canada.

“Johnson may never reveal exactly what the difference is between the Madame Web she signed up for and the one that made it to the screen”

Sandler is okay but Will Ferrell brings the manic desperation and big moustache energy necessary to play Turner D. Century in the next Sony not Spider-Man blockbuster.