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I had a LOT of fun in my twenties, then had two kids so I guess this represents my vag to crazy, possibly fictitious god sandwich lady.

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CAN WE ALSO TALK ABOUT HOW THE SIZE AND SHAPE OF ONE’S LABIA HAS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO DO WITH THE AMOUNT OF SEX ONE HAS???

Most grievous recent example. What a waste of a pitch-perfect Spidey.

Well, my neighbor’s last name is Weed.. so it might be.

I, for one, have always been a huge fan of The Mothman Prophecies.

Messi Hurt; Assaulted by Math

Yes the phony Cajun accent is nothing without the phony southern accent to compliment it.

That’s a 6-2 double play to the layperson.

Totally full of shit. No one remembers anything about Gerald Williams.

He's probably really bus... He'll be there in 10.

Paul, we're gonna need to see a picture of your mom.

Ryan: Because you spent a whole paragraph explaining why you weren't at this concert of your own volition, I am now convinced that you were.