Counterpoint: Ads like this are necessary. I would love to see ads like this in the US during major sporting events. Too many people don't take this subject seriously enough.

Huh. I always thought the best way to pick up your new BMW was in Munich at the BMW Welt Museum.

Let's just say we programmers don't tend to be a very social bunch.

Yeah I call bullshit PR stunt: Computer programmers don't have this many friends.

"Interesting but over-the-top performance vehicles that seem to put such a premium on style..."

"This sticker is dangerous and inconvenient, but I do love Fig Newtons"

"on display at J's booth at SEMA. If you look at the SLP folks SEMA credentials, you'll probably find..."

Didn't finish this thought. You'd probably find J's brands on the Hamburger's badge.

Tell the full story about the charlatan with gambling debts, the botched raffle, the extortion, J's revenge, and the blowback from the family when J tried to monetize his new ownership of the name? Nah...

Since you left, Don Y's progeny lost the suit and J's claim on the rights to the name held, but they are still…

I sort of like to not think too hard about that one. But, yeah, okay. But only if we give Josef Ganz most of the credit.

flying a plane while also simultaneously visually guiding a missile with a joystick seems like a pretty intense task for a pilot to do all by himself

Only nazis would come up with something this evil...

They're switching to SpaceX, who suddenly started offering bags of Molly and sheets of acid with each reservation.

I think this is the engine you were looking for.

Uh...that's their 2.9 straight six.

Our 1937 Alfa Romeo 8C 2900A. Only 2 cars were ever built. Twin superchargers, twin magnetos. Dual overhead cams. In the 1930s.

Behold the Frostbite 4 in all it's glory!!

Those hand built miniature V12s definitely top my list. A true work of art and hard work dedicated to the most miniscule details. To top it off its a real working and running engine. I would love to have one sitting in my house.

Fluid Motorunion's S54, because gawd dayum. And maybe I'm a bit biased. If anyone wants to help me out, I'll start a kickstarter for me to get a set of these. You won't get anything out of it, but I will. Thanks.

I actually used to work at that exact dealership you're talking about. When the name changed the new owner(s) wanted us to switch out everyone's old YENKO license plate frames with the new ones. I thought it'd be cool to keep a stash of the old frames in my toolbox because ya' know...nostalgia.